-
pp...
-, ... No carrier.
p - p!!!
: - p. WWW: - p. Newsgroups:
.
p p ppp.....
FidoNet, InterNet... Deneg Net!!!
...p -...
Lost Carrier - ...
pp - .
H p pp, p...
H pp: "Connect 1969 - No Carrier 1996"
- pp , p ? - H .
p p,
pp p.
H pp : "copy con com2"...
p p p, p
, p p, .
p p , pp pp, p
p pp .
- pp ? - H ,
1000 , - p 1024 p.
pp p p: ,
pp, p F10, Alt-F4, Alt-X. p
.
"Hello World!" 17 errors, 31 warnings
ypy py p?
...H! p "F8"?!
H "Yes"! ! Format complete...
p DEEP BLUE. p.
! "Format C: Complete"?
H H
3 , p p DOS.
pp , ...
H , Reset'.
- Reset!
Shift , Shift p Escape- p Reboot-!
Error, p General'.
p - "Need for Speed IV" 386- p.
y y ppy 7 ...
p pp p p.
OS/2 - , PS/2 - ???
Copyright (Eng) - p p?
F6 - Enter - Tab , F6 - Enter - Tab... I like to move it, move it!!!
H p - ZX Spectrum !
p p - pp !
pp p Dos "Abort, Retry or Ignore?"
" H, H ?"
p : Del-Del-Del-Del-.....
... System error: ... , !
, x - cpp .
IBM=I Buy Macintosh
Buing a Pentium III you can reboot faster /Intel/
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
CPU not found. Press any key for software emulation.
Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue...
Error 109: Error 108
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was 1.0...
pkunzip.zip
.exe /?
- p, p setup'.
H p , !
WINDOWS
95, 98 - . p...
eae exec pe, pe
oepao cce Windows 2000 oaaec ep apa 1901 a.
Windows? p p.
Windows - p p, p 16 MB
Windows: p p p
p ! , ...
Hp Windows 95. Tp.
p p pp p.
" " - device not compatible with Windows.
p IPX/SPX p ppp p
, - pp p Novell...
/"p Windows NT 4.0 Server"/
p "MustDie"...
p, 95 suxx!
p p : WINDOWS MUSTBUE !!!
H S Office 97 p... !
p, p, - p... /Windows Install Utility/
Difference between a virus & Windows? Viruses never fail.
No, no! Windows isn't a virus! Viruses usually do something!
Double the speed of your computer: DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.*
Hiroshima'45... Chernobyl'86... Windows'95...
It is not a program, it requires MS Windows
Microsoft DOS for Windows
Plug and Pray
Include this in your WIN.INI file: BUGS=OFF
MICROSOFT
Microsoft - -, p,
, p ...
p Microsot
pp...
y Microsoft. Hy - y!
... Microsoft'
, ...
p: p , , p
.
p - .
- p . !
: " p , p
p "
If you can't make it good, make it look good /Bill Gates/
640K ought to be enough for anybody /Bill Gates, 1981/
p .... , .
With best regards,
↑