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Two bags
>
> A man arrives at Ben Gurion International Airport in Israel with two
> large bags.
>
> A customs agent stops him, opens one bag and finds it full with money in
> different currencies.
>
> The agent asks the passenger: "How did you get this money?"
>
> The man says: "You will not believe it, but I travelled all over Europe
> and went into all the public restrooms that I could.
> Each time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his organ and said, 'Donate money to
> Israel or I will cut off your balls.'"
>
> The customs agent is stunned and mumbles:
> "Well...it's a very interesting story... What do you have in the other
> bag?"
>
> The man says: "You would not believe how many people in Europe do not
> support Israel...."